It is possible that you were playing football and the ball well… or you hit a romp while skating there and well, now you’re on the helplessly ground laying in fetal position. Or maybe you even sat wrong or your friend, who happens to be a girl, sack tapped you.
Men hurt in the testicles because the testicles are extremely easy to get hurt, and to hurt. These male sex glands are oval shaped and covered by a thin layer of skin called the scrotum. They’re in charge of producing testosterone and sperm. This is why they’re also called the family jewels.
But that’s just some testicle basics. I don’t have testicles but we’ve all heard how the pain is excruciating if you just get hit there. Perhaps even worse than kicking a table leg with your toe? I would not know.
There’s a report with someone who is specially certified who speak of this pain, a Dr. Starke who explains very well why is it so easy for men to get hurt in the testicles.
Why it Hurts to get Hit in the Testicles
Starke says that the pain is felt because testicles are full of “receptors and nerves”. From the point of view of evolution, the unbelievable pain is key to producing sperm.
This is because the testicles are not protected by any fat, bone or any muscles, as a result, the pain is shot up immediately as someone’s foot hits you in your nerves… ball nerves…
It is actually favorable to have very sensitive testicles as the proud owner would be much more invested in protecting them.
Why is Testicle Pain So Bad?
You have all been in a talk with your male friends and you can see that face they all make when someone gets hurt or someone talks about getting hit in the balls.
Urologist tell us that the pain in the balls is a different kind of pain than let’s say a prick of a needle. There’s in fact two types of pain. The first one occurs when just one nerve carries the pain signal pretty fast. This would happen is you get pricked with a needle. In the case of the balls, the pain signal is slowly sent across different nerves creating excruciating pain.
The latter is meant for you to really remember it. So, you will really remember when you got ballbusted.
Why Does Ballbusting Hurt Your Stomach?
Everybody, well, all males know that ballbusting or a kick to your testicles means cramping in your belly area. This is the result of the two regions being connected as a fetus. After the 7th month they begin to come down and go into the scrotum. Despite them now hanging low in the scrotum, the nerve and even blood supplies still come down from higher up.
As a result, ballbusting pain signals are not only felt in the testicles but also at the source of their birth. Added to the slow pain this is felt across the abdomen as an excruciating ache.
Also, if you’re thinking ladies, to ballbust his testicles up to his abdomen, better think again. They can’t be pushed back once they descent. You could however rupture them so you have to be very careful with any man’s balls.
Why Are the Testicles outside The Body?
In a 2007 article published in “Reproductive Biology Endocrinology” it’s hypothesized that external testicles evolved about 150 million years ago. Around the same time, also evolved the first kick to the balls… by a female. Although the scientific reason is to keep sperm at a colder temperature than the rest of the body. In fact, in men, testicle temperature is about two or three degrees Celsius cooler than the rest of the body.
This is actually optimal for your sperm swimmers since heat can kill sperm count and/or make them less effective. Incidentally being kicked in the balls could also accomplish just that so be careful with your men.
How Long Can Ballbusting Hurt and What Can You Do To Make It Better?
According to another 2007 paper (Was 2007 the year of ballbusting?) a study called “Testicular Rupture: A tough Nut to Crack”, it’s not easy to give guys one solution for testicle pain since there are many ways your balls can get hit. No, I’ not getting any ideas, or am I… However, the most typical pain is where it’s a sting along with an achy pain in your stomach. Just a minor flick to the balls from us will hurt you for a couple of minutes.
What’s most prescribed to guys that have been through ballbusting of any sort is Ibuprofen. This drug not only works because it’s a pain reliever but it also works as an anti-inflammatory and let’s face it, you don’t want any bigger balls, that’s an easier target.
How Long Can Ballbusting Hurt and What Can You Do To Make It Better?
According to another 2007 paper (Was 2007 the year of ballbusting?) a study called “Testicular Rupture: A tough Nut to Crack”, it’s not easy to give guys one solution for testicle pain since there are many ways your balls can get hit. No, I’ not getting any ideas, or am I… However, the most typical pain is where it’s a sting along with an achy pain in your stomach. Just a minor flick to the balls from us will hurt you for a couple of minutes.
What’s most prescribed to guys that have been through ballbusting of any sort is Ibuprofen. This drug not only works because it’s a pain reliever but it also works as an anti-inflammatory and let’s face it, you don’t want any bigger balls, that’s an easier target.
What’s important to remember is that if there’s significant swelling or change in color then you must have the male see a doctor. A lucky shot can cause you a testicular rupture, that’s a rupture not rapture. For example, if you get hit badly with a pointy shoe or baseball bat and the pain persists, you may need prompt surgery to fix it. And we mean asap, no one wants a ball rapture, unless you’re into castration and that sort of stuff. But no!
But hopefully this is not your case and you were looking for “why so my balls hurt” because you made your girlfriend angry. Maybe you’re just doing that you’re supposed to do, protecting your nuts.
